Thelma and Louise Part Deux

Michele Bachmann has announced that she is not running for another term as the representative of the 6^th district of Minnesota saying it was because she believed in term limits (after five terms?) I’m sure that Jon Stewart and many of us will miss her.

But in my mind’s eye I see a great movie for the making, Thelma and Louise Part Deux staring Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin roaring across the country in a patriotically painted motor coach drinking tea at parties across the country.

Are you listening Hollywood? I think this has great potential. Two good looking women one of whom, Momma Grizzly can climb on top of the bus and see Russia with a stack of non magazines and the other on a bullhorn telling people: “The IRS is boing to be in charge of a huge national database on health care that will include Americans’ personal intimate, most close-to-the-vest-secrets,” and “The IRS is going to be in charge of our health care,” and “Scientists tell us we could have a cure in 10 years for Alzheimer’s were it not for overzealous regulators, excessive taxation and greedy litigators,” and “Of every three dollars in food stamps for the needy, seven dollars in salaries and pensions go to the bureaucrats who are supposed to be taking care of the poor,” and “After the debate we had last week, PolitiFact came out and said everything I said was true,” and “Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that if he has a nuclear weapon he will use it to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. He will use it against the United States of America,” and “by 2015, we will be sending so much interest to China that we will be pay for the entire People’s Liberation Army,” and “Under Obama’s watch we hae expended 805 billion to liberate the people of Iraq, and more importantly 4,400 American lives,” and other works of fiction (read lies) she is so well known for uttering. (I think Michelle may have the record of “pants on fire” untruths on PolitiFact than any other, but that is not a proven bit.)

I think this might make Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure pale in comparison. There is money to be made here and I’m sure it will be.