The Right to Bare Arms

What’s with all this todo about the right to “bare arms.” Did the founding fathers all run around in muscle shirts sporting their “guns” for the founding mothers to gush over? I wonder if they covered the “bare arms” with tattoos guaranteed to sag and look really silly as you age?

I don’t get it. The pictures I see of the early leaders of our country were all wearing suits. “Bare arms” are just silly according to Emily Litella.

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Oh it is the right to “bear arms”. Wait a minute that doesn’t make any sense either. Who’d want the arms of a bear, polar, brown, black or grizzly. They’d look funny on us. I doubt if there are razor blades made strong enough to cut those hairs/fur.