Catnet

Unnamed sources reportedly have uncovered a secret internet that no human beings are privy to – the Catnet. While the people with whom these felines live with are asleep, the cats fire up their computers and chat away. Everything is written in MEOW code so if a human being did stumble upon any of these documents they wouldn’t be able to read them anyway.

The same unknown source states that the Catnet was abuzz with laughter and jokes about an article written on the Drennan blog about the so-called Catitentiary in Fountain City, WI run by Domineering Doreen and “Horsewhip ‘em” Hugh. Catcalls and laughing meows abounded at the absurdity of such an idea.

Only humans could be so stupid to think that they in anyway control cats and cat behavior let alone have any serious study of cat criminology. Every cat knows they own human beings so the thought of them being incarcerated is absurd.

This would only be possible if cats were catatonic and every cat knows that word only applies to human beings. It is just too silly for purrs.

Lamont, Pawline and Patchtricia are thinking about starting their own website with stories about their humans – Doreen and Hugh and the uproarious carrying ons while the obey every whim and commands of cat commanders. LPP.meow is there website but they dare any human being to find it or understand it.