I know that a vast numbers of you have been wondering how the golfer Drennan, beside Tiger Woods, has been faring this golf season. In the LHGA there the is the elite A tour; a PGA type followed by the B tour, it could be liked unto the European Tour (if you’re a bit daft); the C tour – Nationwide Tour if we take the analogy to a further extension). Next we would have the D tour perhaps akin to a regional tour; the E tour analogous perhaps to the local regional championship and finally the F tour non unlike the OBGA of Cochrane, WI (Old Bastards Golf Tour.) Drennan, after finishing the required 5 round Q school was placed in the prestigious E Tour; roughly made up of those folk who can move from their wheel chairs and walkers to golf carts with minor assists.
Drennan, a well known professional golfer whose career earnings topped $100 last year on the OBGA, got off to a rough start with a complete lack of chits (what we use in place of money around here.) Drennan, whose long game, fairway game, short game and putting were a bit off began to rally, he gathered in a couple of chits a couple time recently, becoming a bona fide chitter. Last week his old form began to reappear and he came in tied for 2nd place; this has a pecuniary value of 5 chits; big time. Today, however, the old duffer was in rare form and after blindfolding his flight members, shot a dazzling 56 (handicapped adjusted 72). While the outcome lacks total certainty, experts (a one eyed Scotsman and a niblink carver believe it will move him into the number one position with rewards in the 6 chit area.
Next week be sure to watch the NCC (No Chit Channel) as Drennan plays in the LHGA winter/spring tournament. Sparkling commentary by Nicked Frodo and Johan Mueller will cover the event for NCC with ground coverage by Daveed Feret Tee. Big chit is at stake here.
Kelly Tightwoman, chief anchor woman for NCC reported Drennan was last seen muttering, “Bring on the Bob, bring on the Bob.”
Oh woe and alas. I'm sad to report I did not come in first, some ringer shot two strokes less. If I'd only birdied the last two holes where I had two 15 inch putts, oh well. So, it is five chits instead of 6 chits. Oh where does the chit go. I'm one chit less. Oh chit, there's always next week and the big tournament where I may come in 275th of 276 golfers. Prayers will be appreciated.
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