Cat Flopping: A Proposed New Olympic Event

The Sochi 2014 Olympics in Russia is due to start Feb 7^th this year. Thus it is unlikely to get this new event in these Olympics, but it is timely to start promoting it for the 2018 Olympics.

In case you are not familiar the sport “Cat Flopping”, I will share with you this conversation among the proponents of this sport that live in our house.

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 “I see the human servants are out of bed and up and walking about, “said Lamont. “It’s time to play Cat Flopping.”

“Oh yes,” purred Patch, “this is a great time to play Cat Flopping. We haven't played it since last night.”

“I must admit,” added Paw, “Cat Flopping is one of my favorite sports.

“Yes,” continued Lamont, “it ranks even above Walking the Upstairs Rail, a death defying extreme sport I am particularly good at; Scaling the Windows; Leaping Upon Mewreen’s Face; and so many others.”

“Don’t forget Playing Centerpiece on tables and cabinets,” gushed Paw. “I’m particularly proficient at that.”

“Okay, get ready,” meowed Patch, “Here they come. Run ahead a few steps, throw yourself on the floor, flop on your backs and stick your paws in the air and see if they will lean down and rub our tummies. Whee!”

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As you can see Patchtricia won this round of Cat Flop.  2018 Olympics here we come.