Sane Juan came up with this solution in my
hometown for an end to gridlock. His suggestion is that you collect all the
local Tea Party supporters, the NRA leaders, the Council members who took the
oath that they would have no issue other than throwing out the mayor, all those
who support the Austrian School of Supply Side Economics, All the PAC groups
and the Kookie brothers, the oligarchyists and anarchists and export them to
the nearby town of Texasaloosa and let them secede from the union. Oh yes, they
also believe that the 1% that have half the wealth in my hometown can go too
but they can only take 1% of their holdings.
He further suggested that when the
candidates run for mayor next time they can campaign for only one month prior
to the election, place clear position statements in the local paper, have one
debate at the local high school, and if they are caught in any intentional lies
they are subject to libel and slander laws and must go directly to jail without
passing Go and collecting $200 which the tax payers will cough up to pay for
the total election expenses.
Ah that Juan, always thinking.
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