Conversations/Question I Had with Our Cats

Are you a comedian if you are not funny?

Are you a farmer if you are paid not to grow crops?

What makes one an intellectual?

Are you a politician/public servant if you get elected to an office?

Can you fail a test if you don’t take it?

Are you a communicator if you lie?

Are you a conservative or a liberal if you belong to a political party?

Are you a cat if you are not aloof?

Are you a dog of you don’t like people?

Are you an athlete if you watch other people play games?

Do you have common sense if you complain others not having any common sense?

 Is it possible not to purr if someone brushes or pets you?

Are there people proud of their stupidity?

If you believe what is irrational or not provable are you stupid or have profound belief?

Can you go to hell if it doesn’t exist?

Can you go to heaven if you believe it doesn’t exist?

Is a Universalist doomed to be saved even if they don’t want to be?

Is it possible to lose betting on Pascal’s wager?

Do fleas have people markets?

If you have a lever long enough to move the world where do you stand? Wouldn’t it move you?

When birds dream do they have land bound dreams?

Does the early bird have to eat the worm?

If you jump off a roof and fall to the ground is it just flying down?

Do gooses ever goose other gooses? Or is that gross?

If a blog is a portmanteau of the term web log why is it called a blog? Curse you Peter Merholz.

You can go around a circle an infinite amount of times but a circle is finite.

How can you run “out” of time?

If each side wipes out the other side who wins?

If a reporter is a congenital liar why is he or she still called a reporter?

Do butterflies ever want to turn into worms?

Why don’t those who want to secede from the union just leave the country?

Why do folk who want individual rights want to enforce their beliefs on others?

Why do we want to help folk who don’t want to be helped?

What form of government do bees have if their colony is stolen or sold?

Are the subdivisions in heaven for those who don’t want to associate with others?

Are folk who go to grocery stores hunters and gatherers?

Do folk who live in mansions have any more shelter than those who lives in smaller homes?

Do folk who drive Hummers think they get prestige?

Do the people who live in Fatu Hiva have formal loincloths?

Is shedding mandatory?

Can you get arrested for having too much catnip?