“Yo Church So Dumb” Tweets.

It don’t tweet, but here are some that have been found about the church under the rubric, “Yo Church So Dumb.” My apologies for sending them along.

Yo church who white, the call Judas “Traitor Joe.”

Yo church so poor, the alter call is collect.

You church so dumb, it thinks harmartology is the study of pig paintings.

Yo church so fat, the feeding of the 5,000 was only enough for 50.

Yo church so dumb, it think collation is something the copier does.

Yo church so small, the church bus is a Mni Cooper.

Yo church so poor, even its bible don’t have prophets.

Yo church so Catholic, you only go to the Latin Grammys!

Yo church so dumb, it thinks the Heavenly Host is Ryan Seacrest!

Yo church so dumb, it think Pope Benedict comes with Hollandaise!

Yo church so old, the bulletin tells you who DIDN’T die this week!

Yo church so dumb, it think the baptismal font is sans-serif!

Yo church so small, it only has prayers of the person.

Yo church so dumb, it thinks predestination is where you’re at BEFORE church.

Yo church so dumb, it thinks Martin Buber is Justin’s brother.

Yo church so dumb, it think a proverb is something a pronoun does.

Yo church so dumb, it thinks the Apostles Creed was a villain from Rocky.