My Faith Is Shaken

My faith is shaken to the core. There was no Blue Bunny Chocolate Carmel Commotion ice cream to be found today in our grocery store (heathen stores do not even carry this heavenly concoction. Not even any hidden in the backroom freezer; I sent a boy to check. Is there no justice, no mercy, no fair play? Alas and alack what is a soul to do without this blissful creation to have on hand when the craving comes? I'm inconsolable. I may have to bring this to the attention of higher authorities as this is not the first time this situation has arisen. My mental health is in danger. A basic food group is not to be had. I may die of malchocolation.