The Whee Party: How to lower the National Debt

In a recent Huffington Post article there was a story about a young woman college student who found a “sugar daddy” via the web and met with him to have sex as a means of paying part of her sizeable college debt. Apparently such arrangements are becoming more common given the high cost of education now days. The average debt of a college student graduating this year will be about $27,000 dollars. The meeting site has over 110,126 women and 25,363 men listed on it. The websites are considered legal. [Huffington Post Blog 7/31/11]

So here’s the idea. We start a movement to only elect young women and some young men (gigolo types) to congress. Of course we will have to change the age limits for legislators from over to under 30 for senators and from over 25 to under 25 for house members. Where their job description would be to have sex with very rich sugar daddies and some sugar mommies and the money would go towards reduced the national debt. It is your basic progressive tax deal with a new slant. The gratuities would obviously be quite high. Imagine the bragging rights of sleeping with members of congress; admittedly not a new concept, but this would have a higher appeal in terms of public servanthood. And, think how it might enhance international relationships. Can’t you see the oil rich middle easterns just lining up for such a tryst. It boggles the mind. It give a whole new meaning to the peace corp.

Admittedly there might be some moral objections to this proposal, but how different is it that the current lobby system we are using now. All those fundamentalist preachers and politicians of all sorts that have been caught with their pants down could now claim it as a public service. Here’s to the entrepreneurial spirit. I’m sure that colleges will have to increase the size of the political science departments thus creating a wiser voting public. Terms limits for congress would become automatic.

The possibilities fairly boggle the minds with various ramifications. Fare thee well Tea Party, here comes the Whee Party.