Rug Scrunching

“Let’s go rug scrunching!” hollered Lamont.

“Yes, lets!” echoed Patrichia and Pawline.

“We can start with the one at the bottom of the upstairs downstairs staircase,” continued Lamont.

“Whee,” said Patch before Lamont could finish his statement and flew down the stairs and skidded the rug against the far wall followed by Paw who ducked into the downstairs bedroom.

“Bonsai,” meowed Paw as she sped like a bullet off the bed across the floor at leapt on the rug Patch had just vacated and totally scrunched it against the hall cabinet!

“Onward,” the meowed as the zipped into the laundry room and skidded on the two rugs there!

Not be outdone Lamont screamed “Geronimo”, and flew past both of his sisters and slid on the rug in front of the front door.

Then altogether they sprang into action with a mighty “Meowza”, and the three slammed into the rug leading into the great room.

“Wow that was fun, let’s do it again,” said Paw.

“Okay,” responded Patch, “where are the human servants to straighten them out so we can have another go at it.”

“There sleeping,” replied Lamont.

“Sleeping?” mewed Paw, “what are they sleeping for, they need to straighten those rugs for us to play in again.”

“Not likely,” said Lamont.

“Well, I suppose we could straighten them out ourselves to continue to play,” purred Patch quietly.

Both Lamont and Paw looked at Patch in horror. “Are you out of your cotton pickin’ cat brain.” Screeched Paw.

“Yes,” added Lamont with a look of scorn, “that’s human servants work. Let’s keep that very clear. We’ll not hear of such foolishness again.

Whereupon they all sat down and began licking themselves and each other.